First of all, I was going to write this really new idea down: don't go into the store without a list. DAH. No list. starving.. bad combo. That's going to be my official excuse for being an airhead.
So, I bought the groceries and headed back into the parking lot. And I can't find the car. I'm ready to go home and eat something. So, against my better judgement, I hit the "Panic" button.
Horns honking and commotion starts in the car two cars away! There were two boys loading groceries in the car right next to mine. They saw me coming toward the car, and they kept yelling, "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!!"
I told them, "I did it!" They relaxed. They didn't even think it was funny.
Now, I really am that dorky mom that my kids think that I am!